Usually mouth breathers (MB) feel the need to talk extremely loud on their phone NO matter where they are. As if their conversation is of so much importance that I must hear it. Occasionally they look over at me, just making sure I am listening. I am not listening. I am glaring, trying to use my telekinesis and shoot mind bullets, or casting spells (death eaters..mouth breathers.. Harry Potter? Oh never mind). Mad dogging doesn’t seem to work though, it only encourages the MB to be more obnoxious.
Even as I type their is a MB in the room. He sits a few feet from me, yet his presence radiates inside of me. He is a toxin that must be expelled. He carries on his conversation much too loud with his MB buddy. He laughs much too loud at his youtube videos of kitty cats singing. I guarantee that he walks so slowly when crossing the street… ewww. Shoot I bet he sits in his classes at the front, raises his hand at every question, and still is wrong 75% of the time.Other common elements: B.O., self-righteous, ignorant, bigots, harry, sarcastic, angry, and good at excel.
Is it better to be a MB or a BF? That’s like asking if it is better to be a sparkle or a glimmer.