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Things that can end a marriage

  1. Deciding on where to eat 
    • The most contentious moment you can have in a marriage. You though money would be on here? No. This is worse. Imagine driving around, suggesting places, but nothing sticks. “I don’t care” doesn’t actually mean that. 
  2. Doing laundry 
    • You do it wrong. Even if you think you are doing it right. From sorting to folding, you suck. So give up. 
  3. Cleaning the house
    • See above
  4. Driving anywhere 
    • See above
  5. Shopping
    • Unless you like looking at things you won’t buy
    • Unless you save money by spending money
  6. Gifts 
    • It actually is a competition

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