There was this girl the other day, on campus, who had an extreme amount of eyeshadow. It was so bright, that I almost mistook her face for a neon sign. Too much of a good thing can be bad, and in this case, it was. She had the Dragon eyes; which is a red flag.… Continue reading She Dragon.
As I chewed, I relished the bits of black cookie. I glanced into the rear view mirror, noticed the edges of my mouth surrounded with my leftovers, and knew that I could be come a victim. My eyes tried to lie, but like any criminal, I finally got caught. I have F.P.; you know, fat… Continue reading I will be overweight. Probably.