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Missed Call: Car Salesman

This guy sounded like: 1) he was eating something just before getting on the call and wanted to sink his teeth into another special treat 2) a total sweat bagApril 2, 2015 11:13 AMYeah, this message is for Mary. Mary, this is Jeff, down at Tacoma City Toyota. (Exhales... way too long). Reason for my… Continue reading Missed Call: Car Salesman

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Missed Call: Hearing Aids

April 20, 2015 4:09 PMHi Phil, this is Angie of Arizona ENT Hearing and Associates. I was just calling to, um, get you scheduled. We have authorization for your hearing aids. It was approved. So we are ordering your aids...hearing aids either today or tomorrow. And we just need to make an appointment for you… Continue reading Missed Call: Hearing Aids

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Missed Call: Funeral

Names have been changed. My thoughts are in italics.June 13, 2014 5:44PM(inhale) um, yeah, Father Art (Father Art gave you the wrong number...), this is Bob Costas calling. Um, I'm the guy who spoke to you this morning about Peter Jennings, who passed away, and um, the family is is is willing to wait and… Continue reading Missed Call: Funeral

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Missed Call: Father Hart

Names have been changed. My thoughts in italics. June 16, 2014 12:47PM"Yes, Father Hart, this is Braxon Miller with LaPloma (I think that is what he said) Funeral Services. I'm sitting with the Peter King family and they were ask, wondering (he's not sure) if you would do mass (but I swear it sounds like meth. I seriously… Continue reading Missed Call: Father Hart

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My unique telephone number

I have a very unique number. It looks like it could be for a law firm or a hotline of sorts. I get a lot of phone calls. I get phone calls from people thinking I am a church (I had one guy call me two times about the funeral for a guy in Sacramento)… Continue reading My unique telephone number