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Happy Valentine’s Day.

Last V-day, I was.... what was I doing? Cant remember; pretty memorable day. This is the third post in a month, revolving around women and love. Sorry, its Februany, I got the love bug.So, in order to make this V-day memorable, and in honor of this "give me a thoughtful 'I LOVE you' gift" day,… Continue reading Happy Valentine’s Day.

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She Dragon.

There was this girl the other day, on campus, who had an extreme amount of eyeshadow. It was so bright, that I almost mistook her face for a neon sign. Too much of a good thing can be bad, and in this case, it was. She had the Dragon eyes; which is a red flag.… Continue reading She Dragon.

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Full Circle

A long, long, long time ago, I made fun of a girl who said she dropped her phone in the toilet to avoid going on a date with me. KARMA is a funny thing. This past Saturday, I dropped my phone in the toilet. What's worse is that I was urinating. I dropped my phone in… Continue reading Full Circle